Society

THE majority of people just repeat popular words and phrases without knowing what they mean.

FACEBOOK has cleared users to post videos of decapitations alongside witty or inspirational quotes.

LONDON homes are being bought up by galactic emperors after becoming unaffordable to humans.

BEHAVING as if you are going to die tomorrow will lead to humiliating and possibly deadly situations, experts have warned.

MANY poorer pupils are bright enough to understand their own limited prospects, it has emerged.

46-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan can turn any conversation around to how much he earns.

AN online parenting expert's baby was actually a football, it has emerged.

OFFICE worker Tom Booker reckons he's real hot shit after potentially making £350 on Royal Mail shares.

THE majority of the UK's mothers are writing a novel about sado-masochistic sex, it has emerged.

THE UK is to be adapted to cater to its increasing number of non-literate citizens, the government has announced.