Society

ALL of Britain's best stuff is in storage, according to a new survey.

ABOVE-THEMSELVES cafes are refusing to offer a fry up, even though they have all the ingredients on their pretentious menu.

A GAY man has said that although Pope-ish acts are bad, a Pope-ish orientation is not.

BRITAIN has a new ant-based national holiday.

THE Church of England is a huge and utter waste of the time of everyone involved, it has been confirmed.

REGIONS with poor phone coverage are being marketed to couples that enjoy debating trivia.

THE Archbishop of Canterbury has admitted that the Bible story of Jesus and the moneylenders is still on his 'to-do' list.

A NEW app for smartphones helps straight men and women identify gay people who are willing to be friends with them.