Society

Being a father finally pays off

FATHERS across Britain are enjoying the moment when a year of parenting finally pays dividends.

Weird Dreamland promises disturbingly magical day out

A RE-OPENED theme park is promising visitors a wondrous and deeply unsettling experience.

Most Britons wouldn’t say anything if ISIS moved in next door

MORE than two-thirds of Britons have admitted they would quietly condone militant Islamism if it bought the house next door.

Men plucking up courage to spend summer in Y-fronts

MEN are hoping to walk the streets this summer wearing nothing but their underpants.

Luxury London development ruined by actual resident

AN EXCLUSIVE City development of £1m apartments has been scandalised by the revelation that someone lives there.

Lego 'promoting unrealistic body image'

LEGO has been accused of making children covet unattainable squat, yellow bodies with c-shaped hooks for hands.

Potential jihadist 'cured' by Littlejohn

A BRITISH teenager has changed his mind about joining ISIS after reading an opinion piece by Richard Littlejohn.

Woman putting random shit in food to 'perk it up'

A WOMAN believes that adding random ingredients to food makes it better and more exotic.

North launches Rent Aid to help Londoners

NORTHERN pop stars are recording a benefit single for Londoners facing rising rents.

Man with flannel shirt self-identifies as lumberjack

A 31-YEAR-OLD man who regularly wears plaid shirts is misrepresenting himself as rugged.