Society

A MAN who got a B in GSCE Spanish has taken charge of ordering for his date in La Tasca.

MISOGYNISTS will be required to get consent before boring people with their predictable anti-women opinions, the government has announced.

A GARAGE is charging more than 800 times the true value of its mechanics’ time and expertise, it has emerged.

A PROMISING sexual encounter between a man and two women has turned into a logistical nightmare.

UK properties could soon be only way out of reach from first time buyers as opposed to a preposterous fantasy in the mind of a lunatic.

A SIX-YEAR-OLD boy is collecting Moshi Monsters or football stickers or some other thing no adult wants to know about.

A MAN has met finally met the woman of his dreams by imagining she is much nicer than she is.

A MAN has convinced himself he is a high-powered business leader by doing some work on a train.

A 21-YEAR-OLD ‘lad’ is all about banter, booze and crying himself to sleep every night over his best friend Robert.

KETTERING is the UK’s most acceptable if unexciting place to live, it has been confirmed.