Society

UK properties could soon be only way out of reach from first time buyers as opposed to a preposterous fantasy in the mind of a lunatic.

A SIX-YEAR-OLD boy is collecting Moshi Monsters or football stickers or some other thing no adult wants to know about.

A MAN has met finally met the woman of his dreams by imagining she is much nicer than she is.

A MAN has convinced himself he is a high-powered business leader by doing some work on a train.

A 21-YEAR-OLD ‘lad’ is all about banter, booze and crying himself to sleep every night over his best friend Robert.

KETTERING is the UK’s most acceptable if unexciting place to live, it has been confirmed.

A WOMAN on a London bus suddenly launched into a monologue condemning racism, it has emerged.

A MAN fears he will never feel clean again after finding a strange car parked directly outside his house.

PEOPLE who do not want children have been warned they could miss out on huge amounts of expense, boredom and disgust.

TRAFFIC lights are stopping ambitious drivers reaching the speeds they aspire to, it has been claimed.