Society

THE Guardian has created a French dictionary that contains only feminine words.

NO-ONE wants to be the first to remove the Pride rainbow from their Facebook picture, it has emerged.

AN increasing number of office workers who eat their sandwiches in the park are not returning to work or society.

ALL other canned drinks regard San Pellegrino as a smug prick with a stupid foil hat, it has emerged.

54-YEAR-OLD plumber Tom Booker has grudgingly complimented the physiques of Gay Pride participants.

EVERY guest bedroom in human history has had an unsettling picture hanging on the wall, it has been confirmed.

BRITAIN'S convertible owners are set to enjoy the 72 hour annual period where they do not feel idiotic for buying it.

BIRMINGHAM has taken the title of Britain’s most amusing city for the 10th year running.

BUS drivers have admitted that, despite their cheerful, happy-go-lucky demeanours, they do not actually enjoy their work.

A MANAGER is under the impression that outside of work he somehow stops being a prick.