Society

THE parents of students who achieved their A Level goals are pretending to be happy about the situation.

A 24-YEAR-OLD woman thinks the film Insidious makes some valid points about the perils of the supernatural.

AN unexploded World War II bomb is a ‘heritage feature’ of a Bethnal Green two-bedroom flat, according to estate agents.

SCIENTISTS are puzzled by a man whose job is both fairly paid and does not fill him with dread every morning.

A 28-YEAR-OLD man has admitted he wants nothing more from life than to have thicker arms.

A VIBRANT luxury development in East London has been demolished to make space for a drop-in centre for locals of all ages.

THE government is to combat rail strikes by putting together a crack team of retired ‘scabs’.

TIPS given to waiters in Pizza Express are funding the middle class equivalent of Class War, it has emerged.

A WOULD-BE good Samaritan is theoretically up for buying a homeless person something to eat.

BRITAIN’S idiots have defended their right to use jargon instead of intelligence.