Society

WAREHOUSE staff at Amazon have an ongoing competition based on packing small items in extravagantly large boxes.

A 29-YEAR-OLD woman believes that a man with whom she regularly socialises is her friend.

MANY men are struggling with social pressure to have their own brewery selling imaginatively named beers, it has emerged.

NEW graduates have been told that their degree certificate is only valuable in a figurative sense.

A COUPLE who have been married for 60 years say the secret of their success is to have no contact with each other whatsoever.

THE newly-completed Crossrail tunnel across London already carries a whiff of urine.

YOUNG children are the most fascist group in Britain, with pensioners a distant second, it has emerged.

COUPLES are pledging their devotion to each other by placing double up-and-over garage doors at romantic bridges.

A COUPLE with a new baby are trying too hard to convince their friends and themselves of how awesome it is.

GOING for a long, relaxing hot bath will do nothing whatsoever about any of your problems, Britain has been told.