Society

A MAN has spent some of his two percent pay rise on some slightly better quality petrol.

BRITAIN has agreed that this week is a total waste of everyone's time.

A COUPLE'S quest to find a pub serving Sunday roasts has entered its third county without success.

RAIL companies have devised an incomprehensible new fare structure, specially for women.

TAXI drivers and men on bikes are almost at the point where they will stop disguising their lust as loathing.

BEING petty in the work place is the main reason people go to work in the morning.

LONDON will only be able to let people in again once someone has left, officials have warned.

IAIN Duncan Smith has invited the first visitors to the island theme park based on his vision of the perfect society.

BUYING expensive ‘back to school’ items for academically useless, un-sporty children is a futile gesture, according to parents.

AN army of uncovered nipples is wreaking havoc across Britain.