Society

A 29-YEAR-OLD woman’s bizarre and convoluted dream has no meaning whatsoever, it has been confirmed.

A MUM’S desire to ‘do something different’ at Christmas has been met with fear and suspicion by her family, it has emerged.

A MAN has spent a ridiculous amount of money on Christmas gifts for his six month-old son.

A HUSBAND and wife are to divorce after arguing about the £72m they did not win on the lottery.

CAREFUL bicycle users are increasingly using the pavement as a way to avoid the dangers of the road.

DOGS have been criticised for Photoshopping images of themselves on adoption websites.

TWO SEMI-RETIRED gay men who run a village post office are enjoying massive orgies on crystal meth, it has been claimed.

COLLEAGUES of Tom Logan believe his recent unusual behaviour maybe his attempt to flirt with a woman.

SCHOOLS are struggling to fill teaching posts because the job involves being in the same room as children.

A WRETCHED group of last year’s Christmas shoppers has been found wandering London’s Westfield centre.