Society

A COUPLE is to become the first in Britain to divorce because of Jeremy Corbyn.

A COUPLE are puzzled by how their unhinged, paranoid behaviour has failed to save their troubled relationship.

A WOMAN has based her all her thinking on philosophical quotes written on chalk boards outside local businesses.

PEOPLE with nothing in their lives but their own incessant whining have smiled inwardly as shops start wheeling out Christmas tat.

A MAN is wondering why he chooses to spend his time doing horrible things with the worst people in the world.

A 25-YEAR-OLD man was applying for a job as ‘unskilled labourer’ when he realised he did not meet the criteria.

BRITAIN’S infants will finally be made to pay for causing the budget deficit in the wake of the 2008 financial crash.

PEOPLE whose middle class lifestyles are easy targets for snide humour have attempted to turn the tables.

BRITONS are talking about ‘brunch’ without getting the piss ripped out of them, it has emerged.

CAR drivers are to dress in helmets and flameproof overalls in a move inspired by the high-tech racing attire of cyclists.