Society

SOME builders have been accused of turning up when they said they would.

A MAN has ruined a lovely weekend with his girlfriend after answering a question truthfully.

THE Privy Council has become a topic of conversation for the first time in almost 400 years.

A SUPERMARKET delivery driver is wondering why you can’t get your fat arse to a shop.

AN office worker’s collection of amusing desk ornaments hides his sly, toadying personality, it has emerged.

A COUPLE'S forthcoming wedding has a whole f**king website devoted to it.

THE problem of truancy has been solved by making it into a qualification.

ORDINARY people trying to fight each other don’t look cool like in films, it has been confirmed.

A MARKETING manager is staying in the office until 7pm every night to imagine the illicit thrill of having an affair. 

A MAN has found himself unemployed after copying a character from an aftershave advert.