Society

A MAN who met an attractive girl at Bestival has taken the casual approach by launching a massive online search for her details.

A MIDDLE-CLASS fresher has admitted experimenting with a version of West Indian patois in an attempt to look cool.

THE term 'for a generation' must be used for any vague but long-sounding period of time, experts have confirmed. 

A TICKET inspector has convinced passengers he is taking part in a dickhead contest.

BRITAIN’S newspapers have undergone a moral transformation thanks to the introduction of a new regulator.

A COUPLE who invited an unattached man and a recently divorced woman to a dinner party are hoping they will breed.

PIRATE personas are limited to saying one syllable in a funny voice, it has been confirmed.

A 10-YEAR-OLD has been suspended by her headmaster just for having an obscene anti-school slogan shaved into her hair.

A TAILGATER on the fast lane of the M1 has been shocked to discover another car a short distance ahead of the one that was blocking him.

THE new owner of a bread maker is considering taking the machine into the garden and smashing it into a million pieces.