Society

THE overall cost of raising children means that the fun bits of parenthood cost over £1,200 per hour, it has emerged.

A WOMAN’S bathroom cabinet is brimful of distilled, cleansing, pointless lotions.

PROPER grown-up humans have no idea why a celebrity has deleted his Twitter account.

THE purchase of an expensive European lager was ruined by being served in a normal pint glass.

MEN across Britain have begun their grim annual duty of buying flowers.

A TWO-YEAR-OLD'S parents are discouraging him from thinking of binmen, postmen or men driving big diggers as role models.

AN ATTRACTIVE woman has been marked as an alpha male’s property with a territorial Valentine’s bouquet.

A WOMAN has pledged to abstain from Christianity for forty days, it has emerged.

SCHOOL staff shortages forced a PE teacher to pretend he’s read Jane Eyre, it has emerged.

PSYCHICS are still in existence despite the fact it is 2016.