Society

AN appalling man is gearing himself up for an argument over having to pay five pence for a plastic bag.

A COUPLE have decided to add some variety to their relationship by getting drunk in front of the television on cocktails.

THE story that went round last week about David Cameron has completely disappeared from the public mind, it has emerged.

THE child of a smoker is thrilled with his sturdy new walking boots and 'military-style' compass.

A NORTHERN man has left a trail of terror across London by attempting to interact socially with everyone he meets.

FREE plastic bags have issued a message of solidarity and respect before going home to deep space. 

SO-CALLED ‘road rage’ may simply be the result of being a bad-tempered bastard in any given situation.

ANGRY protesters have laid siege to a 'cereal cafe' in East London because it is quite annoying.

A SUDDEN heavy downpour left a man with no choice but to eat raw fish for lunch.

A MOTHER has set a new British record for totally losing her shit on the morning school run.