Society

A FATHER has stunned his family by suggesting his daughter 'get a sense of frigging perspective' after a pop group split up.

A MAN has committed himself to buying some cushions from a shop, regardless of public opinion.

A COUPLE on a first date are really over doing their body language signals, it has emerged.

A SOCIAL smoker's attempt at making a rolled up cigarette has been classed an ‘abomination’ by all who saw it.

A MAN has given a Black and Decker Workmate to his son in a desperate bid to stop him being so pathetic.

DAVID Cameron wants state schools to offer a fast-casual educational experience inspired by the traditions of Mozambique.

A 28-YEAR-OLD man is staying with the tired ‘hipster’ look because he is passionate about the values of the hipster movement.

THE best place to live in the UK is under its coastal waters, it has been confirmed.

A 36-YEAR-OLD man has decided that his inability to find a sexual partner is actually a spiritual decision to remain celibate.

ALL Britons have a male relative who can get them any second hand car, it has emerged.