Society

PEOPLE who do not want children have been warned they could miss out on huge amounts of expense, boredom and disgust.

TRAFFIC lights are stopping ambitious drivers reaching the speeds they aspire to, it has been claimed.

CHILDREN look weird in school photographs because of their evil natures, it has emerged.

WOMEN are facing pressure to have at least one baby dragon coiled on their bare shoulders, it has been claimed.

A MAN is attempting to get a large, high-tech bicycle on a small, crowded train.

AN OFFICE worker’s seemingly impressive to-do list includes ‘have lunch’ and ‘yawn several times', it has emerged.

THE best way to protect yourself from online fraud is by not being extremely gullible, according to experts.

A 16-YEAR-OLD has decided not to try smoking cannabis until he gets the legal go-ahead.

A CARELESS driver has accidentally bought the more expensive type of petrol.

BRASH, over-confident people almost always describe themselves as shy, it has emerged.