Society

A 24-YEAR-OLD woman thinks the film Insidious makes some valid points about the perils of the supernatural.

AN unexploded World War II bomb is a ‘heritage feature’ of a Bethnal Green two-bedroom flat, according to estate agents.

SCIENTISTS are puzzled by a man whose job is both fairly paid and does not fill him with dread every morning.

A 28-YEAR-OLD man has admitted he wants nothing more from life than to have thicker arms.

A VIBRANT luxury development in East London has been demolished to make space for a drop-in centre for locals of all ages.

THE government is to combat rail strikes by putting together a crack team of retired ‘scabs’.

TIPS given to waiters in Pizza Express are funding the middle class equivalent of Class War, it has emerged.

A WOULD-BE good Samaritan is theoretically up for buying a homeless person something to eat.

BRITAIN’S idiots have defended their right to use jargon instead of intelligence.

SONGS of Praise must always be broadcast from lovely parish churches in rural Surrey, it has been claimed.