Society

A MAN has started burning random crap in his garden again, his neighbours have confirmed.

A MAN who has chosen his brother as best man for his upcoming wedding has been told to go back and make a proper decision.

ADULTS have been urged to unlock their full potential by finding their 'inner grown up'.

MORTARBOARDS have joined ‘ideas’ and 'the past' on a list of things that students should be afraid of.

A MAN has gone on a three-day bender to reward himself for a relatively small life achievement, it has emerged.

A WOMAN is convinced there is life after death but without the unfashionable Christian elements, she has revealed.

BRITAIN’S indigenous mugs are being wiped out by the larger and more aggressive Sports Direct mugs.

A HUNGOVER office worker is this morning hoping that wearing headphones will somehow make him invisible.

A MAN has been left bewildered by a social interaction with other, more common men.

A SIX-YEAR-OLD girl taken on holiday during the school term will be a week behind in colouring for the rest of her life, teachers have confirmed.