Society

SOUTHERN friends of a man from the North  suspect he is lying about how gritty yet welcoming the region is, they have revealed.

RAIL delays this Christmas could prevent tiresome family members from coming to your house, it has emerged.

A TEENAGE pop fan is having her first experience of overreacting to something in order to get attention.

A PUMPKIN is wondering why he has been left in the back garden when just 24 hours ago he was really popular.

A MAN who drives everywhere with his headlights on full beam believes he is making the road safe for everyone.

PURE contentment can be attained by paying no attention to anything around you, experts have confirmed.

A GROUP of lorry drivers amazed motorists with a formation display that lasted a full 14 junctions.

A MAN has revealed his Halloween party costume is entitled 'capitalism'.

A CHILD has expressed genuine interest in when his father is likely to start acting like a proper adult.

FACEBOOK users will soon be able to tell when people are pretending not to have seen their posts.