Society

MOVING to one of the world’s most expensive cities is not something you have to do, it has emerged.

BOY racers have confirmed that they drive fairly old hatchbacks because they prefer them to supercars.

BELIEF in popular slogans about not being judgemental is a defining characteristic of arseholes, it has been claimed.

A MAN wearing the robes and mitre of the Archbishop of Canterbury has been filmed on a bus ranting about migrants.

TRAGICALLY deluded men will be able to nurture their crush in a new Friend Zone cafe.

A MAN’S fight to end his gym membership continues despite an elaborate scheme to fake his own death.

A CHEF has claimed that when he has chips at home he eats them out of a tin mug, plant pot or miniature fry-basket.

A COUPLE’S garden is full of random objects including a stone frog playing a guitar and some sort of archway, it has emerged.

PEOPLE who moan are far less annoying than those who boast, it has been claimed.

A KNOW-IT-ALL who thought a ready meal would be so simple he wouldn't need instructions has had to fish the box out of the bin.