A MARKETING manager is staying in the office until 7pm every night to imagine the illicit thrill of having an affair.
Tom Logan of Reading is inventing excuses to work late and booking himself on weekend training courses to spend more time fantasising about his torrid sexual relationship with team PA Natasha.
He said: “I keep trying to end it, but the moment I’m in my office with the door closed I’m visualising Natasha in her pants with her hands all over me.
“My wife definitely suspects something, because I never let her near my mobile phone to see the many intimate texts I’m deluding myself are on there, and then there’s the lipstick and perfume traces I painstakingly apply.
“It’s so risky, but that’s what makes it exciting. The other day I thought I was alone when the door opened and I had to pretend I wasn’t pretending something was going on.
“Irritatingly, it was Natasha herself which completely snapped me out of the whole thing. I might have to fire her.”