Society

A BUS driver has given change from a £10 note without acting like it is a natural disaster.

A WOMAN has announced a unilateral reduction in benefits for her casual sexual partner.

A MAN has won plaudits for looking after his daughter for a whole afternoon without supervision from his wife.

A MAN from Tyneside who sounds like Tom Hiddlestone has left his new London workmates baffled and frustrated.

A MAN visiting London stupidly believed a night out in the West End would be enjoyable.

A CHILD’S first birthday was marked by his parents going out for a meal, they confirmed.

A WOMAN has caused concern among her friends by deleting Facebook from her phone without making a big deal out if it

NORTHERN parents are furious with their son for throwing a used teabag straight in the bin instead of showing it the proper respect.

THE only people who support the monarchy are rather strange with a lot of time on their hands, it has emerged.

MUMS have renewed their pledge to keep phoning with news about people you didn’t really know at school.