Society

A MAN who says he has a Facebook account but doesn't really use it is lying out of his arse.

A LOVING couple have reached the point in their relationship that they can tell each other to ‘f**k off' without causing any offence.

A MAN took charge of a pub’s wood-burning stove despite not working there or being a regular, it has emerged.

THE owner of a folding bicycle has narrowly survived after attempting to overtake a cyclist with normal-sized wheels.

PUBS are surrounded by hordes of desperate, angry Dry January participants.

SOME twat in Tesco wants to tell you what you are doing wrong with your baby.

A MAN is facing an impossible dilemma between getting drunk in the pub or getting drunk at home.

A STATUE of Cecil Rhodes at Oxford University has come to life and gone on a racist rampage through the town.

A MAN has confirmed he is completely happy in his comfort zone and the chances of him leaving it are zero.

PEOPLE who seemed quite nice are preparing to split up with their partners in surprisingly brutal ways, they have revealed.