Society

WITCHCRAFT has increased by around 700 per cent across Britain in the last 12 months.

A MAN has left his speaker by an open window in the hope that people will hear how awful his taste in music is and recommend something good.

A FAMILY from Bolton has gone on a blunt, plain-speaking and principled day out at a theme park.

DOGS are continuing to loudly resist the rights of other dogs to exist in the same street, park or garden as them.

A MIDLANDS town has launched an urgent charity campaign to help a 47-year-old man who has found himself without a shed.

A BRITISH patriot is worried that the five pound note featuring Winston Churchill is too obscure for its target audience.

A STUDENT having a post-wank piece of toast has realised his existence could not be less like clothes company Jack Wills’ depiction of university life.

THE parents of a 45-year-old vegetarian woman are confident that she will soon start eating meat again.

‘CHEESE rolling’ participants in Gloucestershire are furious after discovering that cheese can simply be purchased from a shop.

A STAIR gate has proved to be a successful barrier to a baby, a pet dog and a grandmother.