Society

THE parents of an nine-year-old are spending the last weekend of the summer holidays watching a digital clock count down to 9am on Monday.

A GROUP of colleagues who claim to work hard and play hard do not appear to do either, it has emerged.

A FAMILY that went on holiday in Britain spent the whole time in an arcade, they have confirmed.

A 75-YEAR-OLD father and his middle-aged son took one of the parent and child spaces in a Tesco car park, it has emerged.

A MAN has struggled to keep admiration out of his voice after a friend shared details of her partner’s serial adultery.

A MANAGER spent a satisfying weekend contacting staff about ‘important’ work issues, he has revealed.

A COUPLE are getting married after a man placed the woman he loves in an incredibly stressful situation without warning her.

A WOMAN has put one of her wedding photos on her Tinder profile, fuelling speculation that she is not yet fully over her ex.

THE parents of a 16-year-old who failed his GCSEs are overjoyed with the reward money they have saved.

A MAN keeps mentioning his children in a way that is clearly meant to make people respect him, it has emerged.