Society

A FLAT in London is affordable due to being visible only with a microscope, it has emerged.

TWO single people having lunch together are unsure if they are on some sort of date.

A MAN has kicked a football with sufficient accuracy back to a group of lads in the park, giving him his happiest moment in years.

A WOMAN who received 188 Facebook likes for a picture of her new haircut knows that most of them were out of sympathy, it has emerged.

A MAN has started burning random crap in his garden again, his neighbours have confirmed.

A MAN who has chosen his brother as best man for his upcoming wedding has been told to go back and make a proper decision.

ADULTS have been urged to unlock their full potential by finding their 'inner grown up'.

MORTARBOARDS have joined ‘ideas’ and 'the past' on a list of things that students should be afraid of.

A MAN has gone on a three-day bender to reward himself for a relatively small life achievement, it has emerged.

A WOMAN is convinced there is life after death but without the unfashionable Christian elements, she has revealed.