Society

THE majority of firefighters are pretty average looking, it has emerged.

PEOPLE who dress their infant children in designer clothes are unimaginably awful, it has been confirmed.

A DINNER party host has explained how a bland meal took a ridiculous amount of time to cook.

A MAN who tried to help someone has been comprehensively mocked and criticised for it.

A 32-YEAR-OLD woman has coloured in a book of pictures, then had a moment of clarity and burned it.

THE world’s wealthiest one per cent also have most of the dark, messed-up secrets, it has emerged.

A COUPLE are baffled as to why their three-year-old child did not enjoy a trip to the pub.

APPROXIMATELY 500,000 six-year-olds are being taught in a single class by a harassed and distracted teacher.

EVERYONE in Britain is standing so close to the radiator that it hurts.

A WOMAN has caused fear and panic in her workplace after answering the question “How are you?” with the truth.