A 33 YEAR-OLD woman has admitted she has not discovered anything about herself for at least seven years.
Jane Stevens, from Hatfield, revealed she has had different jobs and relationships and has travelled to exotic destinations without any of it being remotely significant.
Stevens said: “I could say that each of these experiences has revealed a new facet to my extraordinary character but that would be a massive, self-indulgent lie.
“I pretty much figured myself out at around 15.”
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, added: “Jane is in the 0.01 percent of people who are honest about this. Most people will say things like they have ‘learned to listen’ or they’re ‘more open to new experiences’, but it’s all complete bullshit.”
Stevens added: “I suppose I quite like spicy food now. I am just so endlessly fascinating.”
