Society

A MAN who blames ‘baby boomers’ for everything is starting to sound like a racist, people have noticed.

'BREXITEER' is the most ridiculous English word yet created, experts have confirmed.

BRITONS have been inspired to just abandon what they were doing and f**k off.

COMMUTERS using Southern Rail will need an advanced degree in modern poetry to know when their train is due.

A 35-YEAR-OLD man is the laughing stock of his office after being seen eating supermarket own-brand Hula Hoops at his desk.

EVERY last poster, mug and T-shirt bearing the ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ slogan has been destroyed in frustrated rage, it has emerged.

A GUARDIAN reader is secretly enjoying being even more earnest than usual because of Brexit.

A MAN who claims he has been ignored by politicians is actually a lazy dipshit who just likes complaining, it has emerged.

THE UK has been reminded that it should never, ever trust anyone named Jeremy. 

A WOMAN who found herself experiencing empathy for George Osborne is questioning her sanity, it has been confirmed.