Society

ADULTS have been urged to unlock their full potential by finding their 'inner grown up'.

MORTARBOARDS have joined ‘ideas’ and 'the past' on a list of things that students should be afraid of.

A MAN has gone on a three-day bender to reward himself for a relatively small life achievement, it has emerged.

A WOMAN is convinced there is life after death but without the unfashionable Christian elements, she has revealed.

BRITAIN’S indigenous mugs are being wiped out by the larger and more aggressive Sports Direct mugs.

A HUNGOVER office worker is this morning hoping that wearing headphones will somehow make him invisible.

A MAN has been left bewildered by a social interaction with other, more common men.

A SIX-YEAR-OLD girl taken on holiday during the school term will be a week behind in colouring for the rest of her life, teachers have confirmed.

THE married friends of a recently divorced man are trying very hard to sound like they feel sorry for him, it has emerged.

FRIENDS of 28-year-old Julian Cook fear they have lost him forever after he embraced aspirational bullshit.