Society

A SAD hipster is desperate to know when he can go back to being normal.

A SURVEY to find the world’s friendliest city has been told in no uncertain terms that it is London, unless the researchers have a problem with that.

A STUDENT is celebrating getting the first ‘A with a shitload of stars’ grade at A Level.

A WOMAN is annoyed after sending all her friends a helpful link to erection pills and not getting any response.

PLANS to tackle childhood obesity have been scaled back because the money has been spent on winning Olympic cycling medals

A MAN has experienced weird stirrings of patriotism while watching the Olympics.

A WOMAN is always available to listen to her friends’ problems and give them spectacularly shit advice.

A RETIRED couple spent three days on a coach because that is their twisted idea of fun.

A TATTOO claiming ‘Only God can judge me’ has been proved wrong by a district judge.

A WOMAN with a spare gig ticket has offered it to her best friend at full face value plus booking fee.