Society

TESTING children at school is the only way to prepare them for constant, arbitrary judgement as adults, it has been claimed.

A MAN has been left awkwardly waiting for a response to his offer of a fist bump, it has emerged.

EVERYTHING about tipping in restaurants is idiotic, customers and waiters have agreed.

ANYONE who claims to enjoy gardening is a liar, it has emerged.

A BUS driver has given change from a £10 note without acting like it is a natural disaster.

A WOMAN has announced a unilateral reduction in benefits for her casual sexual partner.

A MAN has won plaudits for looking after his daughter for a whole afternoon without supervision from his wife.

A MAN from Tyneside who sounds like Tom Hiddlestone has left his new London workmates baffled and frustrated.

A MAN visiting London stupidly believed a night out in the West End would be enjoyable.

A CHILD’S first birthday was marked by his parents going out for a meal, they confirmed.