Society

THE offshore tax avoidance scandal has reminded a man that earning enough money to pay tax would be quite nice.

A MAN is point-blank lying about being 'London based’.

RAIL commuters cannot see why they should let other people off the train first, they have confirmed.

MARY Fisher has taken to Facebook to let everyone know that she is just really blah blah blah right now.

A SCHOOL that added an extra day onto the end of the holidays did it because they enjoy torturing parents, it has emerged.

THERE is a character called The Hipster on the provincial wrestling circuit, it has emerged.

A COUPLE who dutifully listen to their six-year-old son have reached the conclusion that he is a complete idiot.

TOM Logan has failed miserably to predict the winner of the Grand National, earning contempt from colleagues.

CANNABIS users are mourning the death of Howard Marks, whose autobiography got them back into reading.

A COUPLE could not stop themselves bragging on Facebook about buying their first house, it has emerged.