WORKING class families are now eating Viennetta for dessert, it has been revealed.
In further evidence of societal breakdown, researchers found that more working class people are eating the once ‘posh’ ice cream despite fears of it making them look ‘slightly middle class’.
Norman Steele, from Bolton, said: “I love a bit of Viennetta after my pie barm dinner. I love it so much I’m even thinking about putting it in a barm at some point.
“It’s just a shame it doesn’t go with gravy.”
Mary Fisher, from Burnley, added: “We recently won some money on the lottery, so Viennetta has become a big part of our life.
“I stick a slab of it in my lunch-box each morning, along with some oysters and a flask full of that expensive Indonesian coffee that the mongooses shit out.
“It’s probably what Beyonce’s lunch-box looks like.”
