Society

A MAN who thinks people expressing opinions about their values is a bad thing is wearing a great big poppy no one can fail to see.

STUDENTS locked down in university halls have begun acting like normal people, it has been confirmed. 

DO you think children should work for their pocket money and do endless part-time jobs for pennies? Here’s how to make them 'independent', or maybe 'psychologically scarred'.

Struggling to make bountiful meals for your kids on a budget of pennies? It’s not that hard, you lazy free school meals scrounger. Here’s how a dickhead on social media whips up feasts for next to nothing.

A SUBURBAN man spends a large amount of time fuming about things he does not agree with which have not actually happened.

HURRAH - it’s half term! Here’s what to do when you’re not allowed to do anything you actually had planned.

A WHOLE generation of teenagers are being deprived of the chance to spend three months pissing about in Southeast Asia and then base their entire personalities on the experience.

ARE you in your mid-40s but still a funky 20-something in your head? Here are some things that will plunge you into an existential panic when you realise how long ago they happened.

SCHOOLS have been told they must not show any left-wing bias when telling the story of Robin Hood.

THE Pope has endorsed same-sex civil partnerships, but bigots will still think of weird reasons to oppose gay marriage. Here are some of them.