Society

SICK of the government and media being so London-centric? You might have a valid point, or it’s possible you simply live in Wigan.

TODAY is being dubbed Wild Wednesday because everyone in England is once again thronging the shops proving that we have learned nothing.

DELUDED yourself that you’re a unique individual nothing like the people who created and raised you? Guess again. This is how you’re slowly turning into them.

A TOWN that usually hosts a Christmas market is enjoying being free of that shit for a year.

DO you say any of these? Then everyone hates you. These popular but incredibly annoying phrases, like you, just need to f**k off forever.

YOU’RE probably glad the brutal days of the playground are long gone. But could playground rules be handy in adult life? Here are some classic childhood phrases to try.

A STUDY has confirmed that families who consider it acceptable to kiss each other on the lips are completely weird and creepy.

EAGER to share your chuckleheaded opinions on air and be publicly humiliated in the process? Radio phone-in regular Roy Hobbs explains how.

CONCERNED that in a global crisis there are better things to spend £29 million on than a festival celebrating something half the country doesn’t want? Wrong. Here’s what to look forward to.

SOME people think that by saying an apologetic phrase first they can tell you you've got shit hair. If you hear any of these phrases, you know you’re about to be insulted.