A COUPLE kissing outside a Sainsbury’s Local are really putting the work in, passers-by have agreed.
The couple, who are thought to be aged between 18 and 35 but are so entwined it is impossible to tell, are treating observers to an extraordinary display of top-drawer snogging with no end in sight.
Helen Archer said: “I only popped out for brioche, but found my eyes following them in lustful, fascinated intrigue. They were at it like knives.
“I haven’t seen snogging like that since my mate Marie kissed the boy I liked at the school disco and couldn’t stop because she was too afraid to face me. That is full-on. I was so riveted I forgot to pay for the brioche.”
Julian Cook agreed: “Hands in hair, hands on buttocks, changing angles, that couple is there for the long-haul. If you walk past close enough you can hear little whimpers.
“They’re totally oblivious to their audience. There was a ripple of applause when she wrapped her leg around his upper thigh but they didn’t even acknowledge it. I would have stayed longer, but I had a box of Magnum Classics thawing out.”
Kisser Lucy Parry said: “People were watching? Ew! What’s wrong with them?”
