Science & Technology

Human brain basically a VHS recorder

THE most extensive scan of the human brain yet has revealed it is essentially a storage unit for highlights from The A Team.

New owl created for menopausal craft enthusiasts

A NEW species of owl has been created for people who sell things on craft websites.

Apple takes on Casio

APPLE is taking on game-and-watch giant Casio, it has been emerged.

Facebook launches 'Indifferent to' button

SOCIAL networking site Facebook has launched a new tool for expressing ambivalence.

We'll let you know if anything happens, say phones

PHONES have said they don't need to be tinkered with all the time.

We've kind of got the 'wet hands' thing licked, humanity tells Dyson

GENIUS inventor James Dyson's latest creation has met with indifference from humans whose hands are already perfectly dry.

Cheaper to destroy Sellafield using 'The Medusa Touch', say experts

IT would have been cheaper and easier to decommission Sellafield using 1978's The Medusa Touch, it has been confirmed.