Science & Technology
Internet commenter not sure why he's doing it
REGULAR internet commenter Tom Logan has admitted he is not even sure why he bothers.
Alcohol ‘makes you better at everything’
CONSUMING large amounts of alcohol makes humans better at everything they try to do, scientists have discovered.
New CCTV sees the evil in your soul
SURVEILLANCE cameras can now detect whether you are good or evil, it has emerged.
Man discovers bin is not a Stargate
A MAN who became wedged inside a public bin believed it was a form of inter-galactic transport.
MySpace 'like teenage girlfriend'
SOCIAL network MySpace has positioned itself as the cute, easygoing social network you were with as a teenager.
Everywhere in Britain is Dudley, says Apple
ALL towns in Britain are called Dudley, Apple has confirmed.
Lesser-known planets demand cooler names
EXOPLANET Gliese 163c, which could support life, is leading a campaign by obscure planets that are angry about their shit names.
Anti-emoticon unveiled
AN 'anti-emoticon' has been created, depicting a firm handshake.