Science & Technology

iPhone 5 not as good as first phone ever made

THE facility to talk to people who are not in the room remains the most innovative feature of any phone ever, it has been confirmed.

Twitter cuts tweet length to one character

AS part of a major revamp, Twitter has reduced its maximum message length from 140 characters to a single consonant.

Internet 'will be full by Friday'

THE world will run out of cyberspace by the end of the week, it has emerged.

Apple now selling you things you didn't know you didn't want

APPLE has changed its strategy to creating products that people had no idea they were not interested in.

Apes ignore rectangular object

EARTH’S dominant ape species has reacted with indifference to the arrival of a mysterious black rectangle.

iPhone 5 to constantly change shape

APPLE'S latest iPhone will feature shape-shifting technology and can become anything from a mountain to a large pig.

Who am I? ask Timeline victims

FACEBOOK'S Timeline upgrade has left users unable to remember who their friends are, who their family is or even their own birthday.

Neil Armstrong's death 'faked'

CONSPIRACY theorists have poured scorn on the announcement of Neil Armstrong's death, citing a lack of hard evidence.

Speculation continues over what the fourth G is

THE precise nature of the 'fourth G' has sparked a new round of speculation among smartphone host bodies.

Todd Akin's Guide to the Female Anatomy

Since the time of Adam and Eve the female breast has been used for storing gossip.