Science & Technology

SOCIETY has asked the process of evolution if it could pull its finger out.

THE super-rich magnate behind the new Titanic is also making a life-sized replica of the original iceberg, amid fears he may be totally insane.

A NEW smartphone app claims to be able to unerringly locate the G-spot which brings women to so-called 'multiple orgasms'.

MALE and female life expectancy will even out due to man's genetic predisposition for unbearable dickishness.

SCIENTISTS have made a breakthrough that could see dozens of children's stories destroyed in a laboratory.

THE chances of shale gas exploration releasing a monstrous denizen of the underworld are less than one in three, experts have claimed.

A NEW app has been launched that makes everyday pictures look like photos from a serial killer's wall.

BRITAIN should embrace the wonder of being assaulted by starlight, experts have claimed.

A SLIGHTLY superior ability to reverse vehicles into gaps between other vehicles is the only reason men still exist, experts have claimed.

L'OREAL is to launch two new female neuroses for its spring campaign.