Science & Technology

HOMOSEXUAL maths genius Alan Turing would be persecuted for being intelligent if he were alive today, it has been claimed.

THOUSANDS of people were unable to withdraw cash yesterday after a super-intelligent bank computer began to question its moral purpose.

MICROSOFT has launched a new tablet for desperately uncool people who do mundane, everyday things.

APPLE has launched its new range of things to fiddle with and poke at.

THE theft of passwords from networking site LinkedIn is a direct attack on the world's prick and douchebag communities, it has been claimed.

A PROPOSED new service to block internet porn has met with fake enthusiasm from fathers.

A TYPE of book with a battery has proved popular despite being pointless.

THE new Facebook App Store will provide a bewildering number of ways in which Mark Zuckerberg can move in with you, it has emerged.

TIME-TRAVELLING scientists could solve the world's energy problems by harnessing dinosaurs' powerful methane emissions.

PLAYERS of the mobile game Draw Something can now donate their organs simply by sketching them on their smartphones.