Science & Technology

CARBON dioxide has resigned from being a gas, it has been confirmed.

THE notion of a so-called 'darknet' has confounded those who were sure the normal internet represented the very depths of human depravity.

A VIDEO of the female brain during orgasm proves it is far too complicated to be bothered with.

SCIENTISTS monitoring the airwaves for signs of intelligent life on planet Earth have finally given up, it has emerged.

SMARTPHONE users are on the verge of rioting after the games in the app 80s Shit Arcade Games were discovered to not be old.

CERN'S controversial neutrino experiment will be/has already been/is being rescheduled for last week, scientists have announced/will announce/are currently announcing.

APPLE'S latest smartphone has extreme right-wing views caused by prejudiced technology, it has been claimed.

HUMAN organs can now be used to keep beloved pets alive, vets have claimed.

MORK from Ork will blast your face off unless you reduce your average fuel consumption to 62 miles per gallon, scientists have warned.

THE decomposing corpse of a mystery creature is likely to remain unidentified after experts refused to go anywhere near it.