Science & Technology

SOCIAL network MySpace has positioned itself as the cute, easygoing social network you were with as a teenager.

ALL towns in Britain are called Dudley, Apple has confirmed.

EXOPLANET Gliese 163c, which could support life, is leading a campaign by obscure planets that are angry about their shit names.

AN 'anti-emoticon' has been created, depicting a firm handshake.

THE facility to talk to people who are not in the room remains the most innovative feature of any phone ever, it has been confirmed.

AS part of a major revamp, Twitter has reduced its maximum message length from 140 characters to a single consonant.

THE world will run out of cyberspace by the end of the week, it has emerged.

APPLE has changed its strategy to creating products that people had no idea they were not interested in.

EARTH’S dominant ape species has reacted with indifference to the arrival of a mysterious black rectangle.