Science & Technology

THE Chromebook will remove the final place where consumers can try and hide from Google, the company has announced.

EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS living at the American military's secret containment facility must go out and earn their keep, it was announced last night.

THE release of Snoop Dogg's 11th studio album is evidence of a link between marijuana use and prolific work rate, experts have claimed.

ELECTRONICS giant Sony has grudgingly responded to the British public's single question about its sophisticated new tablet computer.

THE mystic role of eggs in Easter is based on Christ's love of eating them, experts have claimed.

FERTILITY treatment that uses DNA from three parents will give ungrateful adolescents somebody else to wish death upon.

THE earliest known homosexual has been spotted by an archeologist's state-of-the-art gaydar.

APPLE'S revolutionary iPad 2 has been launched on its inevitable trajectory towards a big stinking crater full of broken and rotting things.

STEVE Jobs has announced his intention to trademark the alphabet.

MICRO-blogging site Twitter celebrated its fifth birthday yesterday by sounding exactly like a five-year-old.