Science & Technology

FRIENDS of face transplant man Tom Logan last night warned that his plans for a massive sex binge may be a tad optimistic. 

EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS could already be bombarding the Earth with short bursts of self-promoting drivel, it was claimed last night.

THE discovery of a second henge at Stonehenge has led to claims that the site may have been a showroom for henges.

SEXUALLY abusing a child is as sinful as eating soup with a dessert spoon, Pope Benedict confirmed last night.

HUMANS in East Anglia may have been using tools as early as just before the Second World War, it has emerged.

THE number of OAPs discovering the internet, deciding they don't like it and then continuing to use it anyway has increased, according to new research.

APPLE has admitted it forgot to check its new mobile phone worked before shipping millions of them to stores around the globe.

POWERFUL light sabres sold online could be lethal but are nevertheless amazing, according to experts.

AS scientists created artificial life for the first time, people across Britain said if it was them they would be playing God like it was going out of fashion.

MANY Blackberry owners are pretending to fixate on the gadget as an excuse for ignoring their tiresome, bleating partners, it was claimed last night.