ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT bacteria have sparked a new drugs war in which drugs are our allies.
As scientists warn against the perils of infection, the general public has been left confused whether the country is fighting a war on drugs or a war for drugs.
A government spokesman said: “To be absolutely clear, there are now two drugs wars happening simultaneously, with drugs on different sides.
“Another way to think of it is that drugs are like Godzilla – at first he was destroying our cities, then when Mothra turned up he came to the rescue.”
