Relationships

A SINGLE man desperate for romance and/or a shag has expanded his Tinder profile's radius to 1,000 miles.

In your thirties? Want to forge deep and meaningful connections with new people? Here’s how that won’t happen.

FIRST dates are tricky, unless your date makes it unambiguously clear that a second date would be a mistake by doing one of these.

BEING in love is wonderful, but not when you affect the wellbeing of those around you by uttering these nauseating phrases:

DO you still dwell on people who could have been your one true love? Here are five you wrongly think could have been your soulmate forever.

HAVE you upset your partner with completely thoughtless gift-buying? Here are some classic f**k ups:

IS your friend getting back with her awful boyfriend who’s an absolute tosser? Probably. Here are five dubious reasons why she isn’t just dumping him.

‘TIS better to have loved and lost, and even better to never hear from your ex again. Especially not if they get in touch for these reasons.

STOPPED giving a shit about retaining dignity in your relationship? Here are five signs you’re far too comfortable.

WHEN you’re newly heartbroken, numerous friends will rally round to offer support. These people will be no help whatsoever.