Relationships

ONLY a passive-aggressive weirdo could misinterpret simple texts. That’s your partner and here’s how they’ll read a straightforward message totally the wrong way.

YOU’RE a bit pathetic when even the sex in your sleeping brain lacks excitement. Be deeply ashamed of these erotic dream scenarios:

IN our own special way each of us is a bit f**ked up about sex. In what ways are you weird about it?

DATING on the internet? Find yourself confronted with other people’s red flags and take it personally? These dating prejudices are completely fair, actually.

A MAN whose wife has recently given birth to their first baby has decided this is the moment to take up a new and time-consuming hobby.

SORT of seeing someone but sort of not? You can get away with these behaviours that would be otherwise unacceptable.

DO you know an annoying couple whose awfulness is compounded by the fact that there are two of them? Here are five unbearable duos you hate running into.

ARE you in a shitshow of a relationship and keen to prolong the misery? Here are five tips on keeping the disappointment alive.

A MAN who bought a five-foot tall teddy bear for a date who stood him up plans to take it home and f**k it, he has confirmed.

WOMEN have advised men everywhere that they know full well what they get up to after they have gone to bed.