Relationships

THERE are some go-to stories your other half cannot resist shoehorning into conversations. Here are five tales which will make your eyes roll so hard you’ll get dizzy...

MALE? Every wondered why a seemingly sure thing suddenly evaporated? It’s because you said this.

A MAN'S gallant offer of his coat to a chilly date has backfired by her accepting and wearing it.

FIRST kisses are awkward, unsatisfying and not very romantic. So it makes sense they take place in these grotty locations.

A MAN on a date night with his wife reckons that with the amount she is flirting and drinking his luck may well be in.

A MAN has described the recent incredible success of his closest friend as 'sickening' and 'completely selfish'.

THE parents of an 18-year-old who has left home for university are shagging way much more than he could ever hope to be.

BOOKS can teach you a lot about the world, and more importantly the amazing shit women used to get away with back in the time of shirtless pirates.

A FRESHER at the University of Sussex whose high-school girlfriend has just started Newcastle University is certain they will stay together.

A WOMAN has found she is super-horny for about 20 minutes straight just after waking up.