Relationships

YOU’VE moved into a new place with someone. Are you getting along, or are they irritating the living shit out of you? Take our test.

DESPITE having time to pursue a range of interests, a retired mum has decided the thing she really enjoys is badgering her busy grown-up children.

YET to find your soulmate? Worried you might be single forever? Never fear, here are five easy solutions to your problem.

ALL expecting parents start out with good intentions, but they rapidly fall apart once the kid arrives. Say goodbye to these plans.

EVERY man's wardrobe contains horrors that he's weirdly attached to even though they should have been binned long ago. Like these:

A MARRIED couple have decided that the time has come in their relationship to take their future seriously and try for sex.

STRAWBERRIES and oysters are for poncey, continental types. Here gammon romance expert Roy Hobbs explains what gets a puce-faced Brexiter’s blood pumping even more.

STRUGGLING to find a polite way of letting your date know they absolutely won’t be getting laid tonight? Pull out any of these stock phrases.

MEN know what they’re not allowed to say anymore and don’t – unless they’re got chiselled jawlines and great hair, in which case they still come out with these.

TEENAGERS holidaying with their parents spend all day working out the fortnight-long lie they’ll tell their mates. Including these elements.