Relationships

GETTING dumped is shit, but almost as shit for the poor friends who are obliged to be there for you afterwards. Here’s how to make them lose the will to live.

A MAN who has nothing but contempt for women’s views, interests and lifestyles has no idea why none of them will go out with him.

NOT getting any sex? You're probably sad and unshaggable due to one of these reasons.

OH, you were glad enough of me in 2020. And 2021. You fell into my loving embrace and told me how important I was to you. But where are you now? F**king Zante.

IT’S a challenge facing countless couples - how to tell your partner they’re turning into a wobbly lardarse with tact and sensitivity. Here are some ways of addressing the situation.

YOU naively imagine you mastered the basic functions of life as a child, but in the view of your live-in partner you’re wrong. These issues must be addressed.

MATCHED with a hottie on Tinder? Want to make the worst possible first impression? Start the conversation with these fuckboi opening lines.

GOOD friendships are built on shared interests, emotional support and clandestine loathing. Here are the reasons even the closest of pals secretly despise one another.

CHEATING is morally reprehensible, unless done in one of the following sanctioned scenarios. Serial philanderer Julian Cook explains.

WHILE some take up wild swimming and other knit, your mother’s favourite hobby is wearing down your spirit. Here’s how this week’s psychological warfare will go.