Relationships

A MAN heartily singing Auld Lang Syne barely even bothers to send an emoji to old mates, it has emerged.

A GROUP of cousins at a Christmas family gathering are feeling under pressure to pretend they know the first thing about each other’s lives.

A FAMILY who spent Christmas together are struggling to navigate the weird bit between now and Christmas 2022.

A WOMAN returning to her parents' house for Christmas has regressed into her bad-tempered 15-year-old self.

A COUPLE spending their first Christmas together were shocked to realise that they each have entirely incorrect Christmas traditions.

HAVING a child is the best way of letting people know you had sex fairly recently using faux modesty, it has been confirmed.

WERE you unduly confident that enjoying music would lead to sex when you were a teenager? Here’s what you got wrong.

A GROUP of friends are unwilling to admit that a mate who used to be the life and soul is increasingly avoided since she quit drinking.

A MAN with a new girlfriend has consoled his mates with the empty promise that they can still be friends.

A WOMAN has realised that she has a deeper emotional bond with her vibrator than she does with her boyfriend.