Relationships

WOMEN can be difficult to date if you are not possessed of the wisdom of a 21-year-old man who has never had a proper girlfriend. Let me show you how to court.

PULLING women in pubs is easy because they hate being left alone. Still struggling? Use these foolproof chat-up lines.

A MAN is only asking his date how many sexual partners she has had because of his voracious intellectual curiosity, not because he will judge her on the answer.

MARRIAGE is a special bond between two people who may or may not secretly loathe each other. Find out how yours is doing with this quiz:

LOOKING for love? Struggling to meet people? Avoid these haunts which are usually filled with incompatible morons.

AS Britain enters a bold new era, one couple reverentially made love for the first time under the reign of King Charles III.

A WOMAN is entirely cognisant that her male mate believes they could be more than just friends, thank you very much.

IF you’ve made the mistake of having friends while being female, you’ve suffered through a regrettable friendship with these intolerable arseholes.

A MAN enduring a bad date is annoyed because he put zero effort into preparing himself for it.

OUT on the pull, and keen to turn ten per cent inflation into sex? These tailored chat-up lines will wow the ladies.