Relationships

I THINK I speak for all men when I say ladies should be fragrant, delicate creatures with a hint of the startled fawn about them. Here are my rules for the fairer sex. By Martin Bishop.

A LASTING relationship is a great opportunity to let things slide and revert to being a slovenly beast. Here’s how to make the most of relationship ‘Easy Street’.

IRRITATING your partner does not need to be an elaborate affair. Annoy them with minimal effort by doing these things.

A WOMAN is annoyed that her partner is ignoring her and staring at his phone when she put hers down 30 seconds ago.

COUPLES must be careful what they say or recriminations will follow. Here are five statements to guilt-trip your partner with - or which might be dredged up and used against you months later.

NEED some help with chores and your husband’s nowhere to be found? Find out where he’s pissed off to with our handy quiz. 

DO you know a couple who are tediously perfect in every f**king way? Then they will definitely be into these things…

GRANDPARENTS looking after their grandchildren are blaming their f**king awful behaviour on their parents, their own children.

A WOMAN has not yet dated enough dickheads to appreciate a date who is only dickhead-adjacent, he has told her.

THE solemn promises being made by a bride and groom in front of God sound a bit needy and clingy, wedding guests feel.