Relationships

A WOMAN is confused about why her boyfriend will not share his toothbrush when he’ll happily put his mouth on the area she pisses from.

RELATIONSHIP problems? Think it might be worth trying your luck with a different species or thing? As with all life decisions, Hollywood films are full of valuable advice.

HAVING your parents around to look after your kids seems like a blessing, until you realise they've stopped giving a shit about discipline. Here's how they'll suck at babysitting.

MEN are slightly disgusting, so it’s not surprising women fib about what they find attractive. Here are some nice sentiments that are actually filthy lies.

A MAN is wondering if the popular dating tactic of ‘ghosting’ would work on the wife of 12 years he shares a home and joint account with.

ARE you a woman prepared to overlook even the worst flaws if a man is over six feet tall? Here are some of the biggest dickheads who will make the cut:

DOES your partner take so long in the shower you’re convinced they’re having a wank? They’re probably doing these weird things instead. Let’s hope so, anyway.

A COUPLE who thinks scheduling lovemaking is shamefully bureaucratic never, ever have sex, it has emerged.

DID you interpret your teenage crush’s every utterance as a chat-up line? These basic human behaviours were not their subtle way of pledging eternal love.

A MIDDLE-AGED mum who recently met someone new online is horrifically enthusiastic about telling her children how satisfying her sex life is.