Relationships

A GIRLFRIEND has a clear outline of what she will say about her boyfriend’s lovemaking skills when the relationship ends. 

EVERYONE wonders. But actually finding out your boyfriend has a very specific fantasy involving Emily Atack and a pair of Marigolds is never, ever worth finding out.

A WOMAN splitting up with her boyfriend hopes they can still stay in contact and hook up when drunk and lonely.

PREPARED to sacrifice your dignity for the sake of a shag? Of course you are. Here are some pitiful attempts to get laid purely out of pity.

A MAN proved right in a minor argument with his girlfriend is living in dread of the price he will have to pay.

A MAN is talking about his wife and kids as if they are a part-time gig he occasionally fits in around his day job, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who should be wishing an overweight friend who is engaged every happiness is instead raging at her presumptuousness.

WAS your ex the best thing that ever happened to you, or has it just been a few days since you rubbed one out? Find out with our quiz.

ARGUING with your spouse or life partner? Both insisting that the argument actually is about wallpaper even though it’s transparently about your sex life? This is how.

DESPERATE to get your rocks off? Here’s why a good wank is a lot less hassle than a one-night stand.