Relationships

A PAIR of men in their 40s fear they may inexorably move from being comfortable acquaintances to full-blown friendship.

ONLY a lucky few of us have a perfect sex life, and it’s fine to seek expert help. Here Tom Logan answers your questions based on his hopefully adequate sexual skills.

A WOMAN aiming to impress a crush by mimicking his behaviour has been dismayed to discover he is a massive arsehole.

A FATHER has been caught up in a nightmarish telephone conversation with his daughter lasting almost five minutes.

THE worst thing about cheating on your long-term partner is the fuss it causes, but it gives you the chance to breathe new life into these classic lines.

YOUR mother is calling her dog your brother, she has confirmed.

A WOMAN has spent five days minutely analysing text messages from an indisputable moron that she fancies.

A WOMAN who completely forgot her boyfriend is 27 today is frantically swiping her phone to arrange a surprise threesome.

TRYING to pull someone out of your league leads to humiliation and heartbreak, but aiming too low makes you feel cheated. Here’s how to tell if a shag with a hot person is realistic.

UNSURE what to watch while you’re having sex? Here are five shows that are easy to dip in and out of, so to speak, during lovemaking.