Relationships

DO you want to engage in passionate lovemaking but can’t help describing it in a really naff way? Here’s how to kill any chance of sexual activity.

ARE you back on the dating scene but still madly in love with your ex? Here’s how to keep their memory alive while you play the field.

A MAN’S girlfriend is putting on airs and graces about bed linen that hardly smells at all, he has revealed.

A COUPLE are only keeping up the pretence of a happy relationship to avoid disappointing their friends, they have revealed.

A BUSY couple who put a date in their diary to ensure they have sex are becoming increasingly panicked as it draws closer.

A WOMAN who receives unsolicited pictures of penises has discovered that the men who send them do not seem to appreciate her feedback.

A COUPLE who are planning a holiday together are considering saving themselves time, money and loathing by splitting up instead.

SEX is great but in a long-term relationship it often feels like a lot of hassle. Here are some excellent reasons not to do it.

A COUPLE who spend all their free time together enjoying the same things have ‘something wrong with them’, according to friends.

A MAN has admitted he has been using his wife’s expensive shampoo to wash his balls for a while now.