Relationships

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A MAN whose girlfriend suggested they do not buy each other presents this Christmas to save money has no idea he still has to get her something.

WOMAN have confirmed that they just bloody love a photo of a man holding a fish.

A MAN and woman who arranged a daytime date to get to know each other were shouting drunk and ready to shag by late afternoon.

IF your life is a depressing failure, why not blame your mum and dad as Philip Larkin suggested? Here’s how to make them responsible for your personal shortcomings.

A 10-MONTH relationship has come to an abrupt end after a man bought his girlfriend a 'couples photo shoot' for her birthday.

A MARRIED couple with young kids are finally getting round to sorting out their genitals and have put 'sex' on the to-do list.

A WOMAN on dating app has revealed she wants 'something casual' despite all her photos showing her in a bridesmaids dress or holding friends’ babies.

A MAN has received a massage so bad he suspects it was an attempt from his girlfriend to put him off them forever.

A MAN has made such a pretentious faff of tuning a guitar before playing it that his girlfriend can feel the life force seeping out of her.