Relationships

ARE you wrongly convinced you can woo that really attractive friend or person at work? Here’s how to embarrass yourself horribly.

SINCE the age of 14, the only way to forge new bonds has been to get shitfaced with someone until you’re suddenly best mates. But what if new responsibilities, career choices or health issues make that impossible?

CHILDREN want lessons about same-sex relationships to continue, but mainly because they are an excellent doss, they have announced.

THE proud grandparents of a newborn baby cannot wait to get started undermining all his parents’ hard work in every way possible.

A COUPLE are strongly considering splitting up after deciding to turn off their phones for an entire evening.

THE key to a happy relationship is reminding yourself that you cannot possibly do any better, it has been confirmed.

A MAN lauded for having taken part in a threesome wishes he could confess how disappointing the whole experience was.

DATING experts have advised anyone looking for romance to lie through their teeth.

ARE you at a date’s home and trying to work out if they’re completely mental? A quick look at the contents of their fridge will give you the definitive answer.

A MAN who has decided his dating profile picture is out of date is replacing it with one from five years ago rather than 10.