Relationships

A MAN who sometimes remembers to wipe down the toilet seat after inaccurately urinating now considers himself an ideal husband.

CHILDREN believe themselves, their conversation and their imaginative games to be fun for adults, a shocked parent has discovered.

A PAIR of brothers separated for the whole of lockdown have effortlessly slipped back into their emotionally detached rapport.

ARE you pining for romance among the socially-distanced? Try these virtual date ideas then be glad you’re alone until 2021.

NOT interested in any hanky-panky tonight? Want to let your partner down gently? Try these perfectly reasonable ways of getting out of it.

A COUPLE in a new home with an en-suite bathroom never knew how intimate they would become with each others’ excretions.

A MAN is facing divorce after his wife found him sobbing real tears at the end of a videogame.

A COUPLE have a fantastic relationship in all the moments when they are not arguing about where to go, what to eat, or how to do literally anything.

A CAT has formed a suspiciously strong bond with its owner’s boyfriend, she has confirmed.

A MAN has attempted to impress his date with all the aspects of his personality that make him an unbearable twat.